“Walter” Green

Walger Eens



I’m based in New York City at the moment, but originally from Northern California.

I am a writer, a designer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist, a theoretical philosopher…

I’m currently a temporary contractor at the Google Creative Lab through a company 

called ADECCO, where I get to help make videos and other things.

Before that I was temporarily working at the New York Times Magazine.

Before that I was an art director at Lucky Peach magazine. Most of my writing has

appeared in that magazine as well, but it’s closed now!

I’m featured in a few segments for the Netflix food show Ugly Delicious, as, 

like a TV personality. If you found this website because you hated me from the show, 

I’m sorry!